I dropped the ball yesterday because my team was playing late on Saturday (GO UTES!!!!) and I texted my friend with OMG I NEED A POSTURE PROMPT and she went, “Here you go homie.” Then I was tired and whiny and didn’t post it anyway.
So, without further ado:
You drank too much wine after work last night. Now you’re headed to the pediatrician and dentist with your two kids. You realize if you look like a drunk hungover bum, there’s a chance you might get an unexpected visit from CPS after the appointment. So bust out the concealer and bronzer and hold yourself up. It’s time to play mom of the year.